megacharizardxxx:

"why am i so cold?" i ask myself as i continue to drink cold beverages

bioloyg:

lilreem:

me: come sleep overguy: yesme: sike *friendzoned*

What a lovely Christian bed

bioloyg:

lilreem:

me: come sleep over
guy: yes
me: sike *friendzoned*

What a lovely Christian bed

sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

pros and cons of being friends with me

punkukulele:

pros

  • puns
  • free baked goods
  • honest opinions
  • i laugh at everything
  • you’re always the attractive friend
  • i never sleep so i’m always up to talk
  • i don’t judge

cons

  • puns
  • mental instability
  • everything i say is annoying
  • i repeat myself a lot
  • i’m an anxious piece of trash
  • i sing a lot
  • i say so many self depreciating things it’s pathetic
  • mood swings
  • i hardly go out
carojean:

theentertainingblog:

♆♆♆

😍😍😍
make-way-for-the-tatooed-girls:

More @ http://make-way-for-the-tatooed-girls.tumblr.com

gnarly:

Cats stuck in things